Cannabis college Chord Guitar - Jason Mraz

(intro) Em

(verse 1)
Am Em
Registration starts at 8, don't be late or else
Am Em
That's 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12
Am
We'll study each and every flower, per credit hour
C G
Then all devour a box of krispy kreme

(pre-chorus)
B F#
So if you grow your knowledge tree
B
hydroponically
Em
Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to cannabis college

(chorus)
B
La la laa laa la la la laa
Em
La la laa laa la la la laa
B
La la laa laa la la la laa
Em
La la laa laa la la la laa

(verse 2)
Am
Instead of writing boring papers
Em
You'll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes
Am Em
You'll be curing common glaucoma, convinced that you're acing physics
Am C
You'll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples and carving cans
G
You passed your first exam

(pre-chorus)
B F#
So if you take your notes and tokes
B
Of signals made of smoke
Em
No joke it is, off you go to cannabis college
B F# B F#
And in the basement lavatory they're teaching short-term memory
B Em
Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short-term memory?

(chorus)
B
La la laa laa la la la laa
Em
La la laa laa la la la laa
B
La la laa laa la la la laa
Em
La la laa laa la la la laa

(interlude/scat) Am Em Am B

(verse 3)
Am Em
Tell me have you met professor chong, he's been here who knows how long
Am Em
His lectures often cover all the classics, from northern cal to oregon
Am
Throughout the days it's dr dre from the payphone era
C
Of the dark side of the moon, and it's purple haze
G
And some random acid tracks by patrick boone

(pre-chorus)
B F# B
With thc, phds, a ba in euphoria
B F# B
Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia
B F# B
Job offers aplenty we got our gpas at 4 point 20
B F# B
get the blunted edge, a certificate that says
Em
I made it through college

(chorus)
B
La la laa laa la la la laa
Em
La la laa laa la la la laa
B
La la laa laa la la la laa
Em
La la laa laa la la la laa

(repeat chorus until end)
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